Adult bedtime stories for people who fight monsters every night (and sometimes during lunch).

Monster’s of the Mind Series

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Cartoon illustration with text "Anxiety is an A**hole (Not a Children's Book)" featuring a fuzzy monster with glowing eyes and a smile, set against a colorful swirl background. The desk in front of it has a paper labeled "Intended for mature readers," surrounded by sticky notes, an eraser, and a pen. Artist signature "J Robert P." is visible.

Anxiety is an A**hole

(Book 1)

A darkly funny bedtime story for adults about living with a relentless, jittery little monster you never invited in. “Anxiety” doesn’t aim to defeat the beast—but to name it, understand it, and maybe learn how to sleep beside it.

Available May 1, 2025

Illustrated book cover for "Fitch" featuring a goblin-like creature with large eyes and sharp teeth, above the subtitle "An Adult Bedtime Story About Imposter Syndrome". Includes a notice "Intended for Mature Readers" and author's signature.

Fitch

(Book 2)

Fitch is the smug little monster whispering you're a fraud—even when you're crushing it. This darkly humorous adult bedtime story explores Imposter Syndrome through a sharp, surreal lens where the goal isn’t to banish the voice, but to leash it.

Pre-Order Available

Cover of 'Tenebrix' depicting a dark, shadowy figure with glowing eyes and sharp teeth, set against a swirling purple background. The text indicates it is an adult bedtime story about depression, with a note for mature readers. The author’s name is in cursive.

Tenebrix

(Book 3)
Expected Release: June 1st, 2025

Tenebrix is the heavy, creeping shadow that settles in without asking—making even the smallest tasks feel impossible. This adult bedtime story peers into the quiet weight of depression with dark humor, surreal visuals, and a little light at the end.